Molf

Molf is the least popular sport in the world. It's a lot like golf--except after you hit the ball, you have to insult another player's mother. The mother-insulting is actually the main thing. It doesn't really matter if you hit the ball in a hole, or in sand, or you miss the ball--as long as right after that, you turn to someone else and say, "Yo mamma's so black, every time she gets in a car, the check oil light comes on." You don't even need a golf course. You can play it in the middle of Compton. Just hit a ball towards Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles, and then turn to a guy in dreadlocks and say, "Yo mamma's so fat and black, she looks like a burnt marshmallow." That's the molf version of a hole-in-one.