Saturday, January 21, 2017

Legal Disputes

When there's a legal dispute, both sides start off by trying to compromise and avoid going to court. One side is all like, "I want $5 million." And the other side says, "I'll give you $4 million, and not a penny more." And then both sides are like, "OK, let's go to court motherfucker." And then each side spends $7 million on lawyers.

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