Saturday, January 21, 2017
The State of the Union Address
Every year, the President delivers something known as a State of the Union Address. He says something like, "The economy is robust and thriving, and robustly thriving, and it's really thriving in a very robust manner, and I'd even say it's a thrivingly robust economy. And if there are any segments of the economy that aren't robust and thriving, they will be soon, as long as those idiots in the other party let me pass the laws that I want to pass. I'm really smart, and they're really dumb." Then the next day, the other party issues a rebuttal, where someone tells us, "Everything the President says was complete and total bullshit, and it's pretty obvious he's a damn moron."